While we may have lost Shakespeare many years ago, at least we have many people following in his footsteps by stringing together words that have never hung out with each other before in a sentence. One can find these poets all over the internet, whether they’re writing newspaper headlines or eloquent social media posts. Here are 15 of our favorites collected from the subreddit /r/BrandNewSentence.

Narwhal Tusks Would Make An Excellent Band Name

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Might We Interest You In Some Aerodynamic Beating Sticks?

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