Illustration by Tim Bower. Q: Do Alaskans have a propensity to tell tall tales?

A: Nope. Never. We simply don’t have time for baloney. We’re too busy spying on Russia from our igloos, trying not to get lost in the Alaskan Octagon—which, trust me, is much more frightening than the Alaskan Triangle—and oil, mud, and Greco-Roman wrestling with Putin and his league of KGB professional wrestlers. Just the other day, me and P. Tootin’ (that’s what Vlad’s friends call him)…

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