With the holidays upon us, I asked my cat, Stella, what she thinks of carolers. It went about as expected.

Hey Stella, what do you think about caroling?
Is that when the neighbors attack us?

They don’t attack us, Stella.
Waltzing up the front walk, howling and screeching, displaying TEETH — that’s apex-predator behavior right there.

That’s caroling, Stella. And you weren’t very nice last year, if I remember.
I saw Mr. Henderson’s MOLARS. It’s game on when…

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