Reporter Finally Asks Why Trump Says ‘Two Weeks’ For Every Answer

On Thursday, Old Turniphead Trump said that he would know in two weeks if he was going to start World War III with Iran and Israel. You could hear a collective sigh from the entire nation when he said that. We all know what’s coming next. He’ll keep extending the deadline, regardless of what it’s for, for another two weeks until people get tired of asking about it.

Well,…