Donald Trump recently announced on Truth Social that he has teamed up with country music artist Lee Greenwood to sell a custom “God Bless The USA” Bible for $59.99. Here is everything we know about the bespoke religious text that the former president is hawking.
Scholarly Annotations By Kevin Sorbo
The MAGA loyalist and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys star provides insightful historical notes throughout.
Drippings From Trump’s Cheeseburger
The grease stains appearing midway through the Gospel of Mark were only made on a few copies, which are now limited-edition collector’s items.
Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck
Other Bibles just gloss over this miracle.
Israelites Have Been Renamed
In order to make them seem less Jewish, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob…
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