Bret Bielema is no stranger to roadkills

Happy Friday, Illinois Land!

We all know by now that Illinois is 1-0 and heading into a Week 2 matchup at Big 12 foe Kansas on Friday night (6:30, ESPN2).

I would put the coverage at The Champaign Room up against any website you can type into your browser. And by any, I do mean any. None excluded.

To be generous, I have linked a few great articles from my colleagues throughout the article so you can be like Happy Gilmore and just “tap it (in).” Make Chubbs proud.

Go to your happy place, Illinois fans. Go to your happy place.

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If you’re a fan of metrics and looking at the games intellectually, here’s one from the big brain of Mihir Chavan. He absolutely crushes this.

Back to the task at hand, somewhat. We’re going to do kind of…